I Was Drunk When I Proposed to a Babe Yesterday, Now I Don't Know What to Do - Man Regrets

 

A man has gotten himself into more trouble than he could probably have ever imagined after he popped the big question when he was heavily drunk.

The man who is now in trouble for his act is seeking help:

Read what he posted below (edited:

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Yesterday was my friends birthday party (still battling with the hangover right now). 

Now there is this babe I knew through a friend. We've been together for a month. So, during the party, I got so high with weed and vodka. But I was not myself, I didn't even know how it happened.

I'm told I ordered the DJ to stop the music that I got an important announcement to make. They said I knelt down and asked this babe to be my wife and mother of my kids. I have this small ring I always wear on my last finger so I guess that's what I gave her cos I can't find it no more. 

Now the thing is this, I don't love this babe. We both know it's just s*x and I've even passed her to my boss before and he fukked. I woke up this morning to see like 5 messages from her telling me how excited and happy she is for the proposal.

I don't know how to explain to her and friends that I was high when I made the proposal.

-CocaineAddict